La Dolce Villa– Netflix’s latest rom-com guarantees to make you very angry at the fact that you live in the US – officially pops like crazy…it’s enough for me to watch movies, even if I No Just like the characters in the movie, there are my own romantic, tan memories. (Well, I was eight years old and interested in Italian Pokemon, but it was still a great time, okay?)
Without further ado, please find out 81 thoughts that happened to me during my inaugural period (although unfortunately, probably not the last one considering my re-watching habits) Check out Netflix’s La Dolce Villa.
- I’ve never seen this clean Italian station (or train station, period).
- God, Elliot’s boyfriend Shawn Frosted aging.
- Honestly, it’s really hot when men help strangers’ caressers go up the stairs.
- I mean, not as hot as public transportation that is truly accessible and mobile, but still.
- OK, Sean Scrub, AKA Scott Foley (aka Eric) is conveying his goal to the movie’s goal: to find his daughter, stop her from buying some large Italian homes (why??), probably wearing more Colin Firth-style coblingknit sweaters.
- Oh my god, those hills are rolling and green!
- Should I go to Italy this summer?
- I bet no one had this idea before.
- Little daughter alert! Her name is liv, and it was obvious that she took off in Italy without telling her where her father was going, which was bold because when I was old I would call my mom every time I needed to thaw shrimp or sew buttons.
- Actually, I really don’t know how old this girl should be. I think I’m in my 20s?
- Wait, she bought this villa for one euro?
- Are these some Italian travel boards unfortunate?
- Yes, Eric, good luck getting your daughter out of Italy for Ohio. (I say this is a person who lives in Italy and Ohio!)
- Even though I brag about spending some of my growing years in Rome, I’m embarrassed to say I’m no Keep up with this Italian dialogue.
- Liv is using her trust to buy a villa? I thought it was one euro?
- Oh, right. The villa is expensive to maintain. I’ve seen it In the Tuscany sunshineI know how it is.
- Wait, is the single-euro housing plan real?
- should Am I going to Italy this summer? Never come back?
- Eric and Liv are traveling and I must say he will be here soon.
- Oh, Francesca! The hot blonde Italian mayor doesn’t seem to be fascinated by Eric! I smelled romantic.
- Liv works on Renaissance performance. Baby, that’s the experience of customer service!
- Of course, Eric was once a professional chef and now a restaurant consultant.
- I Know Later, he was going to cook some sexy pasta.
- Sorry, I don’t care about Eric’s business sub-picture.
- Cool Z-ers really just wear… plaid plaid skirt and nubby sweater? Because that’s in a very real sense, my school uniform has been around for five years.
- OK, the gender resonance between Eric and Francesca is real.
- Is this one of those Netflix movies they acknowledge their sex life, or is it more of a meaningful eye vibe?
- How will couples get together without the old “Your Face Ice Cream” action to ruin the old “Your Ice Cream”?
- I must say, Scott Foley’s beard look OKeven if there is ice cream inside. I don’t know what Pope Olivia is thinking, so I pass him on scandal.
- Francesca’s husband (or friend? brother? sorry) did not enter a single euro housing program with American Randos, which sounds fair.
- If I call my dad from Italy and it’s like, “Hey, I bought a broken villa here with your money, you need to come here to help me,” I’m pretty sure he (correctly) hung up.
- Actually, I think that Leif’s dead mom is technically money.
- I’m about that episode soprano They finally went to Italy to meet the popular female mob boss.
- Girl, if you are going to keep your dad and help you, at least pretend to be interested in his PowerPoint!
- I must admit, I’m bored with all the speeches in these houses.
- I only care about Butch lesbians when they do it on Tiktok.
- Well, as I suspect, Liv’s 24 years old.
- She wanted to stay in Italy because “adult” (one sentence people have been using loudly in real life!) didn’t go well for her or her accomplices.
- Oh, goat!
- Demo time!
- Brick pizza oven!
- I hate my stupid American life.
- Well, actually, watching Eric try to ride a thorny, rusty European bike, renew my sense of patriotism.
- JK, it’s awful here.
- The ancient, some mean ladies are made by the fountain queen, deliberately helping tourists… Now That’s it I know Italy.
- This guy is fighting my own beloved Virgo companion for the title of “The Crazy Obsession with Cleanliness.” Make hot Italian women messy!
- I just thought of what this Italian actress looks like: Calista Flockhart.
- Is it her?
- OK, not her. I checked.
- This man needs to stop paying too much attention to his daughter’s villa and get back to life in Ohio if I’m so bold.
- OK, now Liv want to Eric stayed and helped her install a commercial kitchen in her villa.
- As I expected, the sexy pasta making time!
- Although Eric is actually a sexy pasta made from a popular chef, it would be a fun twist if he is obviously interested in Liv’s romance.
- I want homemade pasta.
- This Italian chef’s little bisexual earrings are perfect.
- An Italian man said the word “atmosphere” in English sounds crazy.
- I love that all the Italians in this movie wear beaded jewelry regardless of their gender.
- Oh, Eric grabbed his terrible bike and even chatted NonasWoolen cloth
- Not “raisin d’Etre” as a flippant line! The worst dad joke ever made by the Oscars!
- Liv is looking for the apprentice she wants, which I think contradicts her father’s dream, but honestly, I’ve completely checked it out and just admired the Italian countryside.
- Makeup time!
- For Eric and Francesca, be clear.
- photo shoot!
- If a type A blonde woman isn’t “learning how to relax” from sexy foreigners, is it even a rom-com?
- I don’t care about these plot twists and turns related to building permits!
- On the bright side, more Italian. Anger at Duolingo Owls is a nice change.
- “Isn’t there anything good tonight on Netflix?” Well, self-metrics!
- More beautiful rolling hills.
- Liv and Hot Italian chefs are really hitting (or preparing for Smang, because I’m not sure if actual sex is allowed in this type of movie).
- Oh, Capres shooting!
- Scott Foley was wearing a white shirt and khaki pants on the backdrop of a Roman villa and was basically middle-aged ladies porn.
- Beach Party Time! Oh my God, Italy is so fun.
- OK, sex may not be allowed La Dolce Villabut obviously on the beach.
- That’s it, we’ll till the next morning. Puritan!
- Nothing is as praise as an old Italian lady who says “brave/brava”.
- Oh, Eric wants Nonas Teach cooking lessons in his new kitchen!
- Father and daughter healing time.
- It is famously recovered because of familial wounds through a conversation.
- OK, you can’t introduce some random plots of people with villa late in the movie.
- See who is so villa now that he is considering cashing in on his 401k? (By the way, financial advice is not good.)
- Oh, Eric and Francesca forever!
