81 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘La Dolce Villa’ on Netflix

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La Dolce Villa– Netflix’s latest rom-com guarantees to make you very angry at the fact that you live in the US – officially pops like crazy…it’s enough for me to watch movies, even if I No Just like the characters in the movie, there are my own romantic, tan memories. (Well, I was eight years old and interested in Italian Pokemon, but it was still a great time, okay?)

Without further ado, please find out 81 thoughts that happened to me during my inaugural period (although unfortunately, probably not the last one considering my re-watching habits) Check out Netflix’s La Dolce Villa.

  1. I’ve never seen this clean Italian station (or train station, period).
  2. God, Elliot’s boyfriend Shawn Frosted aging.
  3. Honestly, it’s really hot when men help strangers’ caressers go up the stairs.
  4. I mean, not as hot as public transportation that is truly accessible and mobile, but still.
  5. OK, Sean Scrub, AKA Scott Foley (aka Eric) is conveying his goal to the movie’s goal: to find his daughter, stop her from buying some large Italian homes (why??), probably wearing more Colin Firth-style coblingknit sweaters.
  6. Oh my god, those hills are rolling and green!
  7. Should I go to Italy this summer?
  8. I bet no one had this idea before.
  9. Little daughter alert! Her name is liv, and it was obvious that she took off in Italy without telling her where her father was going, which was bold because when I was old I would call my mom every time I needed to thaw shrimp or sew buttons.
  10. Actually, I really don’t know how old this girl should be. I think I’m in my 20s?
  11. Wait, she bought this villa for one euro?
  12. Are these some Italian travel boards unfortunate?
  13. Yes, Eric, good luck getting your daughter out of Italy for Ohio. (I say this is a person who lives in Italy and Ohio!)
  14. Even though I brag about spending some of my growing years in Rome, I’m embarrassed to say I’m no Keep up with this Italian dialogue.
  15. Liv is using her trust to buy a villa? I thought it was one euro?
  16. Oh, right. The villa is expensive to maintain. I’ve seen it In the Tuscany sunshineI know how it is.
  17. Wait, is the single-euro housing plan real?
  18. should Am I going to Italy this summer? Never come back?
  19. Eric and Liv are traveling and I must say he will be here soon.
  20. Oh, Francesca! The hot blonde Italian mayor doesn’t seem to be fascinated by Eric! I smelled romantic.
  21. Liv works on Renaissance performance. Baby, that’s the experience of customer service!
  22. Of course, Eric was once a professional chef and now a restaurant consultant.
  23. I Know Later, he was going to cook some sexy pasta.
  24. Sorry, I don’t care about Eric’s business sub-picture.
  25. Cool Z-ers really just wear… plaid plaid skirt and nubby sweater? Because that’s in a very real sense, my school uniform has been around for five years.
  26. OK, the gender resonance between Eric and Francesca is real.
  27. Is this one of those Netflix movies they acknowledge their sex life, or is it more of a meaningful eye vibe?
  28. How will couples get together without the old “Your Face Ice Cream” action to ruin the old “Your Ice Cream”?
  29. I must say, Scott Foley’s beard look OKeven if there is ice cream inside. I don’t know what Pope Olivia is thinking, so I pass him on scandal.
  30. Francesca’s husband (or friend? brother? sorry) did not enter a single euro housing program with American Randos, which sounds fair.
  31. If I call my dad from Italy and it’s like, “Hey, I bought a broken villa here with your money, you need to come here to help me,” I’m pretty sure he (correctly) hung up.
  32. Actually, I think that Leif’s dead mom is technically money.
  33. I’m about that episode soprano They finally went to Italy to meet the popular female mob boss.
  34. Girl, if you are going to keep your dad and help you, at least pretend to be interested in his PowerPoint!
  35. I must admit, I’m bored with all the speeches in these houses.
  36. I only care about Butch lesbians when they do it on Tiktok.
  37. Well, as I suspect, Liv’s 24 years old.
  38. She wanted to stay in Italy because “adult” (one sentence people have been using loudly in real life!) didn’t go well for her or her accomplices.
  39. Oh, goat!
  40. Demo time!
  41. Brick pizza oven!
  42. I hate my stupid American life.
  43. Well, actually, watching Eric try to ride a thorny, rusty European bike, renew my sense of patriotism.
  44. JK, it’s awful here.
  45. The ancient, some mean ladies are made by the fountain queen, deliberately helping tourists… Now That’s it I know Italy.
  46. This guy is fighting my own beloved Virgo companion for the title of “The Crazy Obsession with Cleanliness.” Make hot Italian women messy!
  47. I just thought of what this Italian actress looks like: Calista Flockhart.
  48. Is it her?
  49. OK, not her. I checked.
  50. This man needs to stop paying too much attention to his daughter’s villa and get back to life in Ohio if I’m so bold.
  51. OK, now Liv want to Eric stayed and helped her install a commercial kitchen in her villa.
  52. As I expected, the sexy pasta making time!
  53. Although Eric is actually a sexy pasta made from a popular chef, it would be a fun twist if he is obviously interested in Liv’s romance.
  54. I want homemade pasta.
  55. This Italian chef’s little bisexual earrings are perfect.
  56. An Italian man said the word “atmosphere” in English sounds crazy.
  57. I love that all the Italians in this movie wear beaded jewelry regardless of their gender.
  58. Oh, Eric grabbed his terrible bike and even chatted NonasWoolen cloth
  59. Not “raisin d’Etre” as a flippant line! The worst dad joke ever made by the Oscars!
  60. Liv is looking for the apprentice she wants, which I think contradicts her father’s dream, but honestly, I’ve completely checked it out and just admired the Italian countryside.
  61. Makeup time!
  62. For Eric and Francesca, be clear.
  63. photo shoot!
  64. If a type A blonde woman isn’t “learning how to relax” from sexy foreigners, is it even a rom-com?
  65. I don’t care about these plot twists and turns related to building permits!
  66. On the bright side, more Italian. Anger at Duolingo Owls is a nice change.
  67. “Isn’t there anything good tonight on Netflix?” Well, self-metrics!
  68. More beautiful rolling hills.
  69. Liv and Hot Italian chefs are really hitting (or preparing for Smang, because I’m not sure if actual sex is allowed in this type of movie).
  70. Oh, Capres shooting!
  71. Scott Foley was wearing a white shirt and khaki pants on the backdrop of a Roman villa and was basically middle-aged ladies porn.
  72. Beach Party Time! Oh my God, Italy is so fun.
  73. OK, sex may not be allowed La Dolce Villabut obviously on the beach.
  74. That’s it, we’ll till the next morning. Puritan!
  75. Nothing is as praise as an old Italian lady who says “brave/brava”.
  76. Oh, Eric wants Nonas Teach cooking lessons in his new kitchen!
  77. Father and daughter healing time.
  78. It is famously recovered because of familial wounds through a conversation.
  79. OK, you can’t introduce some random plots of people with villa late in the movie.
  80. See who is so villa now that he is considering cashing in on his 401k? (By the way, financial advice is not good.)
  81. Oh, Eric and Francesca forever!
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